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Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Me & Jesus in Heaven

My two kids (5 and 3 years old) were sitting on my lap on Saturday. My five year old told me that he pictures me in heaven and there is a swimming pool. Jesus is there of course.

My three year old added that Jesus and I have a contest throwing each other into the pool.

My five year old said "but you have all your clothes on."
I laughed and then when we settled back down, my five year old continued his conjectures of heaven. "You're the same age in heaven as you were when you died."
Me "I hope not because I plan to live to 100 and I’d like to move better than that for eternity." (especially if I’m having a contest with someone who can walk on water.)

Me: “So Jesus pushes me into the pool with my clothes on?”
Gavin “THROWS you!”
Oh good. Jesus would push me no THROW me into a pool with all my clothes on at 100 years old.

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Polka Dots

My 3-year-old boy asked me to kiss his owie.
"Of course. Where?"
He lifted up his shirt, pointed to his nipple and said "on my polka dot."